Isn’t that the point of having children though? To take out your vindictive rage on the helpless? Read your bible.

Yet if you did the same thing to an adult, it would be assault.

I’m currently 33 and am completely independent save the $50 birthday check I get each year. At least I thought I was, until a few days ago when my father suggested kicking me off the family cell phone plan and I reacted as though he had asked me to sell my kidney.