Luke Heimlich: But I’m just a poor boy and nobody loves me.

I heard Dana White goes down to Home Depot and pays the migrant workers to go to his house and choke him while he masturbates in the shower. 

Souped up, jacked up, cracked up, stacked up
You’re a bad stain
And you need to be cleaned up

#greenolivesmatter

*Joeys Lawrence

That is a normal racist soccer fan gesture. Move on, find a new slant.

So is her face a sandwich?

Refresh my memory, but wasn’t Bernard scanned in the first episode this season and came up clear? Ford could have easily programmed certain hosts to pass the scanners.

I don’t want to give this show more credit than it necessarily deserves, but in this episode:

Broker? I barely know her!

Ah, the Cosby Defense (TM).

Did anyone else read the headline and immediately think of the story from Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark where the old lady digs up Neil Armstrong’s corpse, steals his vial of moon dust, and then for the rest of the night she hears a voice wailing “Where is my vial of mooooon dust?” I always liked the part at the…

It’s a normal relationship, find a new slant.

It’s a hipster thing. You have to hate anything that was successful. Gladiator wasn’t ironic enough.

Kerry Perry Wary, Won’t Tarry

So, filling the park with humans to kill and rape in OG Westworld is fine but those ethnically same people killing and raping in Shogun world would be racist?

The only photos of Michelle we have rights to are of her alongside Patton. So it was either a close, awkward crop, or something resembling the one I used, which I think is actually sort of sweet—especially because he has continued her work.

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Sounds like “Rookie of the Year” meets “Shallow Hal”. But, y’know, for chicks.

So, it’s basically documentary about Amy.