Kerry Perry Wary, Won’t Tarry

The only photos of Michelle we have rights to are of her alongside Patton. So it was either a close, awkward crop, or something resembling the one I used, which I think is actually sort of sweet—especially because he has continued her work.

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Sounds like “Rookie of the Year” meets “Shallow Hal”. But, y’know, for chicks.

So, it’s basically documentary about Amy.

Giving money to random non-vetted “causes” on the internet is like giving up your hard earned money to pastors and preachers. If you do it, you pretty much deserve to be a broke ass bitch.

Menedez brothers. Manson. Gacy. Gary Ridgeway. Ted Bundy. The Clutter killings. Tim McVeigh, Rod Blagojevich, Saddam Hussein, John Gotti, Tom Delay, Bernie Madoff, Jerry Sandusky, Jared Fogle...

Phil Spector comes to mind, but that’s about it.

Larry Nassar.

I honestly hope LeBron signs with Philly so Skip Bayless can blame him for the crack in the Liberty Bell.

Duh, you turn down the carbonite and call the Kessel Run:

Some believe that “For sale. Baby shoes. Never worn.” is the saddest story told in six words.

“Eagles fans are incredibly tenacious, and I’m gonna say, maybe nine, 10 feet in diameter,” said Saffier.

Small world. I won a Grammy for “Loves Ketchup”.

All Australians are unable to shoot thanks to Port Arthur.

Let’s just breakdown what we’re working with here.

That’s great E!

Jesus Christ. I don’t think any of us were expecting John Clayton to get in this kind of trouble.

Took that brutal injury and still wrote the article about it. You are a true company man. Da real MVP.