I’m just amazed Michael Banks made it through World War I relatively unscathed. 

I read the headline first and honestly thought he was another pitcher who made some racist or sexist remark. I was relived to know it was an actual, horrible disease.

Enjoy your poppy seed as you eagerly shuffle towards grave, old man. 

You all are fools. Fools I say! Back when I actually ate bagels, cream cheese and lox on a cinnamon raisin bagel was my go to. Salty and sweet combinations mix together to create a perfect balance of flavors, augments my the mixture of oils from the raisins and lox combination. They also called me crazy when I ordered…

I’ve seen this clip a million times, and I keep arguing that it was a totally correct and acceptable answer. 

This explains the presence of Jamie Kennedy.

They’re trying to change the narrative by adding in the extra P.

Hey Scientology, I heard Heaven’s Gate was talking shit about you. You should get back at them by beating them at their own game. 

True story. I was seeing a Broadway Play with my brother. The theater was actually pretty empty and we look over during intermission and notice that Brooke Shields was sitting just a few rows away from us. We go back to our seats and after the show we politely approach her to ask for a picture while she’s schmoozing…

Heck, I’d pony up a cool $226 to break his dumb coffee cup against his dumb teeth.

As payment for the attack, LeSean McCoy tipped the assailant 20 cents. 

That’s all well and good, but nobody will break Johnny Blue Jeans’ record of jumping over 1 Evel Kenieval.

Refresh my memory, but wasn’t Bernard scanned in the first episode this season and came up clear? Ford could have easily programmed certain hosts to pass the scanners.

Who’s up for a fun game of cart tipping?

Probably the kind of injury that will worsen the long term effects with repeated trauma like that experienced playing football.

What a shock! This is all hitting me like a head to the face!

Um, are we really all forgetting the end of Avengers? Loki has been defeated and we’re wondering who the person behind the invasion was, the dude is talking to some guy on a chair and then...boom, that wonderful purple smile. C’mon, the first intro to Thanos was just as big a revelation as anything else.

Return of Ford in host form? I think the show was setting up that the “Ford” that Dolores shot was actually a host (the handshake with Bernard, the host he was creating in the basement, etc.)

I was there 2006-07 before I transferred to UNC, which actually has a pretty good basketball team.

I remember watching him play at American too when I attended there! Those packed houses of 43 people in the crowd, so proud to watch our boys play when they were featured on ESPNU8.