There was a clear choice for what the theme for this movie should have been, and they didn’t make it.

Ah yes, the art method derived from that one episode of Hannibal. Well done.

And if there’s also piano in the dark, all the better!

Not to mention they have one of the most insensitive gift shops I’ve ever seen. The plush FDNY teddy bears are fine I guess, but they go way over the line with selling copies of Twin Towers Jenga.

And that is why there are hardly any blockbusters starring minorities. That shit don’t play in China either.

Kerry’s brother Donny was my counselor at summer camp. He has diabetes and once lit his fart on fire in front of the entire camp. Good guy. That’s all I have to add to this conversation.

That’s such a shitty way to treat people. Back in the old days of What Would You Do?, they would at least give you a token for the prize wall where you could either win a backpack, a watch, a shirt, or a pie in the face.

Change the one in Anaheim all you want, but the one in Orlando is one of the greatest theme park rides every created and I think they can do better with Guardians if they want to turn it into a ride.

I cant speak to the quality of the chairs in 2016, but I’ve had the Ostrich Chair for the last 10 years and it is awesome. Good for laying on your back or stomach, super comfortable, and east to carry: http://www.amazon.com/Ostrich-Beach-…

I cant speak to the quality of the chairs in 2016, but I’ve had the Ostrich Chair for the last 10 years and it is…

I eagerly await the day after NFL draft every year just to hear that 8-bit version of Sometimes When We Touch.

Feels like I’m wearing nothing at all! Nothing at all! Nothing at all!

Feels like I’m wearing nothing at all! Nothing at all! Nothing at all!

I can’t think of a better way to honor an owner like Ed Snider, who loved his team so much, he got into fistfights with Rangers fans at MSG. That’s not a slight towards Snider. I value that behavior.

He is the Prometheus of the Marvel Universe. Destined to be reborn anew with each reboot, only to die by way of carjacking or chocolate milk in every movie.

HAHA. You say funny thing. ARISE CHICKEN!

Obviously he’s a spoof of Dr. Strange, but I always imagined Dr. Strange himself speaking like Dr. Orpheus from Venture Bros.

Billy Witch Doctor Dot Com more…comfortable with chicken.

Tl;dr “Eat my ass”

Those are dangerous things. I used to live overseas, where those hoses were in every bathroom. Upon my first experience, I didn’t leave the bathroom for an hour, as the feeling of warm water spraying against your anus more wonderful than anything outside the bathroom has to offer. I lost contact with friends, family,…

For years, YEARS, I mean since I first learned to wipe my as at roughly three years old, I have stood up and wiped. I lived a life filled with swamp ass, skid marks, and dingleberries. Less than a year ago, I started to wipe sitting down, and my life has never been the same. I am a new man. No more swamp ass. No more…

Don’t forget about Nathan Fillion in that fan made Green Lantern trailer that we so desperately wish was the real thing.