DiNic’s Roast Pork sandwich is the best sandwich in America, and easily in contention for best in the world. If we made that the official food of the city from the start, maybe we’d actually get some respect.

Say what you want about Eagles fans, but they are nothing compared to the living breathing sewage that call themselves Flyers fans. They’re South Jersey tramps with Flyers tattoos, 95% of whom have been fucked by a member of the team (probably Jeff Carter), or racist obese men who talk about how the Flyers are one of…

I listen to Josh Innes on WIP because I am a masochist. The other day a woman called up and said Tim Tebow should make the team because he rescued people from a burning building. It was on a commercial. This lady thought a commercial was real. Those are our fans.

+40 acres

Where's Michael Vick when you need him?

Now I keep picturing Christian Bale alone with Michael Mann at his house. Dressing up as Ferrari and running around his living room making "vroom" sounds like Mann sits in his recliner, amused.

I'm sure he's filled with Hannuka guilt.

This is the Men in Black Alien Attack ride at Universal Studios, essentially. That ride is awesome.

Not to mention the fact that by introducing the villains, they are undermining one of the key aspects to Batman's arrival: his use of the costume inspired others to do the same, but for evil purposes.

HALF LIFE 3 CONFIRMED!

Be sure to watch the original Babycakes and Professor Brothers cartoons online. They're pretty good.

Slow down!

Mmmhmm, and I bet those slave masters paid their slaves a minimum of $500,000 a year too.

Claude Giruff

I lived in Dubai, UAE for a year and half. All porn sites (along with all dating sites), are banned by the government and warning comes up whenever you try to access them. Instead, I invested in a VPN and probably watched more porn there than I ever had in the states.

Chicago. The band (not to be confused with The Band) were amazing. Hard guitar solos, trumpets, and all the stuff my dad liked that I came to like over time. Chicago (the musical) is just a bunch of people singing about murder and jazz, without there actually being any murder or jazz in it. Boo. Boo you Chicago (the…

I"m still in the Bruce Campbell for Mysterio camp. I also still think it's 2006.

But please keep the bear videos (animals, not the people that Gawker outs)

Keep in mind that Embiid is also still growing. He’s grown two inches in the last year, meaning his bones are less dense than a fully grown adult.

HEY LOOK AT ME! AWWWW THAT'S GREAT! (poof)