Claude Giruff

I lived in Dubai, UAE for a year and half. All porn sites (along with all dating sites), are banned by the government and warning comes up whenever you try to access them. Instead, I invested in a VPN and probably watched more porn there than I ever had in the states.

Chicago. The band (not to be confused with The Band) were amazing. Hard guitar solos, trumpets, and all the stuff my dad liked that I came to like over time. Chicago (the musical) is just a bunch of people singing about murder and jazz, without there actually being any murder or jazz in it. Boo. Boo you Chicago (the…

I"m still in the Bruce Campbell for Mysterio camp. I also still think it's 2006.

But please keep the bear videos (animals, not the people that Gawker outs)

Keep in mind that Embiid is also still growing. He’s grown two inches in the last year, meaning his bones are less dense than a fully grown adult.

HEY LOOK AT ME! AWWWW THAT'S GREAT! (poof)

Nothing was confirmed from anybody, but those rumors were going around everywhere, and not long after those rumors came out, Hartnell and his wife divorced.

You don’t even need to check it to know it was Carter. Those two are notorious still for their exploits in Old City and Sea Isle City.

Let me take a wild guess at who that other Flyer was...Jeff Carter?

Season? This pretty much sums up the entire Ruben Amaro era.

I saw a trailer for this in the theater and my first thought was, “hmm, looks like a black Wes Anderson film.” Am I anywhere close to correct on this assumption?

Please explain to me what was so special about the Kingdom Hearts trailer. The graphics don’t look that special and the gameplay doesn’t look that revolutionary compared to what was in the previous game. Is it simply the fact that this is a Kingdom Hearts 3 trailer? Ok, I think I answered my own question.

All the time, I’m sure. My cousin is an executive chef at a pretty well known asian fusion restaurant here in NYC. I was there with a friend one night, and we ordered food and drinks that ultimately came out to about $120. I paid on a credit card with a cash tip, and the waitress comes back and says, “Oh, there was a…

Somehow the sound of the crack and the screams of anguish are more unnerving than the sight of a the man’s arm torn open like the mouth of a Predator.

It boggles my mind how people from other countries can flock to support Qatar’s blatant use of slavery and lack of concern for any non-Qatari human life.

As an Eagles fan, I’ll never forget the game in 2005 when the Eagles held Tomlinson to 7 yards, keeping him in negative yardage until the 4th quarter. I’ve never been more proud of a team that has perpetually disappointed me.

Yeah, I don't know what it was like back then, but I've been down every summer the last few years and there's no tickets.

You can drink you your house, but technically it's illegal to drink in view of the public. A cop could technically write you a ticket if you were drinking on your front porch or yard in view of a public street, but they never do.

I go to Jilly's all the time and I've never gotten tickets from their skeeball. Perhaps I'm just not that good at skeeball.