Somehow the sound of the crack and the screams of anguish are more unnerving than the sight of a the man’s arm torn open like the mouth of a Predator.

It boggles my mind how people from other countries can flock to support Qatar’s blatant use of slavery and lack of concern for any non-Qatari human life.

As an Eagles fan, I’ll never forget the game in 2005 when the Eagles held Tomlinson to 7 yards, keeping him in negative yardage until the 4th quarter. I’ve never been more proud of a team that has perpetually disappointed me.

Yeah, I don't know what it was like back then, but I've been down every summer the last few years and there's no tickets.

You can drink you your house, but technically it's illegal to drink in view of the public. A cop could technically write you a ticket if you were drinking on your front porch or yard in view of a public street, but they never do.

I go to Jilly's all the time and I've never gotten tickets from their skeeball. Perhaps I'm just not that good at skeeball.

Fun fact, in Ocean City, NJ, a noteable beach town at the Jersey Shore, gambling (and drinking) in all forms is illegal. This includes arcade games. Boardwalk Skeeball and all other arcade games are not allowed to dispense tickets, and you can't even win a free game in Skeeball if you score high enough. Every claw…

Totally agree on The End. Golden Slumbers/Carry That Weight is my favorite Beatles song. So raw, so emotional, so genuine. Then it slips into that The End bullshit and I'm like "screw this, holmes" I'm heading back to Steely Dan now.

What about your prayers? Tony Danza always gives out his thoughts and prayers.

And now her watch has ended.

The problem is that most people like Aziz. I personally think he is just as big a douche as Dane Cook, but he hides behind his diminutive stature and childlike overconfidence. However, I am often scolded by people for having such an opinion.

And don't eat t-t-t-too much fried foooooooooooooood!

Wait, wait, wait, are you talking about ISIS now?

Let’s be honest, you can’t swing a dead cat without finding some 15,000 year old temple, house, or burial ground in Israel.

It’s by far my favorite sports GIF, but I think what sealed the deal was a comment in the original post saying this was playing while he was being lowered:

Yes, but CONCACAF is still so much fun to say out loud.

I don’t think I’ve ever hated a country and it’s citizenry as a whole more than I hate Qatar. The unholy union between FIFA and Qatar is like the time Thanos joined up with Darkseid in that weird fan fiction I wrote.

Todd Pinkston

STEELY MOTHAFUCKIN DAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Give us the Bumblebee Man show we’ve been asking for!