So, enabling this is saying, “you have permission to store the things I say.”

She’ll make an excellent addition to Congress. I would vote for her if I was in her district.

I reached out to the company who’s name is on the coupon (first quality), and they replied.

I reached out to the company who’s name is on the coupon (first quality), and they replied.

Another important consideration is that Labat was going to make the final table, even if he lost. He had them both covered. Had he been covered by the jam, it’s a lot closer (i still probably call).

Wait, so the inside of a car is hot enough to kill your pets and children, but it’s not hot enough to kill bacteria? But I’M stupid because YOU have a limited understanding of germ theory?

“Baking is less about feeding oneself and more about having a hobby”

Welcome to Lifehacker! This is How I Worked Every Day For 10 Years Without Being Sick, featuring notorious critic of bullshit articles, Sage!

Do you let your kids play in the dirt with all the creepy crawlies and bacteria? If you do, you should GO TO JAIL because it’s BASICALLY THE SAME AS SMOKING.

I certainly appreciate the fact that you’re using statistics to make an argument, and I’d never dissuade you from that, and I think it’s important to you as you grow in your ability to make logical arguments, and I’m only saying all this because I hate to shut you down in four words, but here goes:

If you have a poor constitution (or are pregnant, nursing, or thinking about becoming pregnant, etc), anything can be dangerous.

For over a decade, I’ve been leaving my leftover (hot) lunch in my car and eating it when I get off work. The FDA says I should be dead?

If you cook a hamburger on a grill and leave it outside in the heat for a couple of hours, you’ll be fine. This is fearmongering. McDonalds uses heat lamps to keep food warm for hours sometimes. The sun is just a larger heat lamp. I follow none of the advice in this article and have never had food poisoning.

Congratulations on 5 Melanie. It becomes much smoother from here on out — I’m hitting 10 this year.

I am unemployable:

I take the crappy work you listed, love it, and probably charge twice what you do to do it. Realistically, you cant expect that everyone is going to like to do the same things you do. Honestly, it sounds like your employer is kinda getting shafted with you, since you deem the ad campaigns and production work to be not…

Here’s the thing — it’s OK to know what you’re good at and what you’re not. So you’re bad at business. Big deal. Yeah, maybe you won’t maximize your profit earnings through diversified lines of blah blah blah, but the best opportunities will jump out at you — and they’ll be hard to miss. The ones where you get paid a…

This is what we call our “walk your dogs” price.

I have both a “f*ck off” price and a “even if I’m at the beach” price, pegged at half and 3x my normal hourly. Helicopter clients and heavy negotiating get quoted the latter.

Hey — you’re totally right. Of course, this is the author that recommended you freeze water in balloons to make large ice cubes and that you wash your furniture with mayo to remove water stains, so I’m not sure how much he cares about being right.

Not my job, homeslice.