And I helped!

Do you know what’s better than one roller? Four of them!

“What’s a remaster?”

Oh jesus not this shit again. :(

Protip: if you have ever written or said the following phrases or something similar in regards to online harassment:

I find it really weird that someone in Japan only thought about making an anime of Godzilla today when People in America have been making cartoons out of this Kaiju

DLC always has dubious canon placement, regardless of the game in most cases.

Thank you for this. I haven’t played Tekken since Tekken Tag Tournament on the PS2, and I wanted to get back into it with 7. While I knew some of the basics, I found it really hard to re-learn without any help but those “tooltips”. I assumed the story mode was going to teach the basics right at the start, but it only…

See, I figured that might be one, but you need to play less than 2 hours to return it. No man’s sky was deceptive, it looked like what you were promised until you played long enough to realize it was a massive lie.

Watching that video makes the game look even more boring than playing it legitimately.

i get called the N word every time i play any kind of competitive game online. we don’t need a separate division for black people we need people to stop acting like cunts

“set aside differences”
If they actually mean— the action stops and it’s dude + Crab Monster, “arm-in-arm”— I’ll buy this game.

The quickest, easiest, and most effective way they could deescalated the situation was to simply leave. They didn’t have to engage her. They didn’t have to stay. They were there to check out a burglary report. Once she became hostile, they could have simply walked away. That is the one thing I can’t understand from…

Ah yes, the good ol’ logical fallacy that an entire country full of millions of people is for some reason only capable of focusing on a couple issues at one time.

Any aquariums in that six-foot space?

Every week or so, the Switch needs a hard reboot. Hold the physical power button, click power options, and restart console. Literally the only thing affected by leaving it on for weeks at a time is network connections. It must not be clearing something properly.

Unfortunately there will be delays. Reports are coming in that a small fat Italian man has ransacked a handful of their airships murdering several Koopa employees in the process.

Binocular vision is a fad. Within ten years we will all be wearing eye patches like pirates.

Who was it who said, “Children do not need fairy tales to know that dragons are real. They know dragons are real. They need fairy tales to tell them that dragons can be slain.”