Having played coed softball for quite a few years, it was all too common for men on other teams to take plays away from the women on their team. Our team captain had a rule however, that if you make a play on a ball that is not yours (like running over from left field to catch a ball that was going to the woman in…

I am disturbed by the fact that you, a cat, have learned to use Kinja.

People aren’t upset that he tried to help. People are upset that he:

“The man is using his boundless energy to try to make a difference in the world.”

The number of people in the comments who are still buying into Musk’s hype is galling. How many big promises broken, undelivered ambitions, and flagrant Trump-esque assaults on investigative journalism does it take to realize Musk is leading you on?

Musk is the only person who had the hubris to think that he could contribute something that not a single one of the hundreds of more qualified search-and-rescue specialists, divers, or Navy SEALS asked for, needed, or wanted. And the media keeps eating out of his asshole, and Musk knows it. He’s not trying to help,…

What “redundancy option”? The untested (no, a swimming pool doesn’t count as a test) piece of leftover space junk?

Small world- my girlfriend, a Canadian living in Canada, texted me something similar.

No, it’s counting the number of horses that live inside the engine.

okay smart guy - why do they call it ‘horse’ power?

How is it random? Eddie is a reporter, he reports on a sketchy science business, an employee there tracks him down confirming shady shit is going down, he goes in, gets infected, and the company tries to kill him while he wrestles for control over the symbiote’s bloodlust. This is as straightforward as it gets.

Boston fans believing that other teams are lined up to trade their top-5 NBA player for Al Fucking Horford and some chaff will never cease to amuse me.

This is just making me really miss the series on banana-related beef among vegan youtube stars.

I have to say it’s weird that you’re definitely real girlfriend from Canada is so invested in American politics.

He was at Louisville going to classes

I would think penicillin would be the preferred treatment after being in a group with Tiger and his exuberant fans. 

So it’s now The Red Onion??

Yes, I can confirm or deny this.

This story is so wild you could knock me over like I was a geriatric paraplegic security guard.

You just said that a straw has zero holes, then defined it based with one of the restrictions being that is has a hole.