Yeah. Sex with strangers is gross! This is why AirBNB is so messed up, Can’t anything just be a simple HH Holmes murder hotel anymore? I just want to check into a hotel, realize there are no windows, wander around hallways that dead end to useless stairs, and then suffocate in a gigantic human vault.

Um...have you ever *been* to a yoga class or studio? If so, can you please let me know how many of the attendees/students are wearing bindis and/or henna? Because I seriously doubt your claims. Yoga is more than ‘eastern mysticism’ for most western folks. Yoga is also exercise, both physical and mental.

Every morning I’m all “get up, husband, get up get up get up and leave ALL THE BED FOR MEEEEEE” because once he’s gone I can FINALLY stretch out.

I’m sorry, but while your grandparents didn’t have the right to decide whether you would be birthed or not, your mother did. And *you* have no right to decide for other people. Even if your mother would have wanted to abort you, you would have no right to hold that against her.

Dude, that’s what I hear, from no less a source than Radiolab. Rheumatoid arthritis, lupus, allergies, all of it. I mean, it’s worth a shot! Apparently you cane have I think it was 10? hookworms with no ill effects (better double check that #). More than that and you don’t feel good. So, short barefoot walks around…

Force of habit.

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My kids get sick at school because people don’t keep their sick kids home, then when I keep my kids home I get nasty letters from school about absences. I guess they’re conditioning them now for when they have shitty bosses in the future.

I remember reading about this and disliking her for this. She turned the kid down twice!

I just can’t get over the fact that she turned down meeting a make a wish kid a few years back.

I guess they doubted her commitment to straightening lotion.

My wife and I just call it TGI O’Chilibees.

I have a twelve year old boy, and I can assure you that he knows he has one.

I remember being young and thinking he was SO HOT! and OLDER. Ooooh. And now he looks like my 3 year old daughter in the face so much it’s amazing.

To be fair, broken bones can lead to tons of complications for many years after the injury, even if they seem “simple” to begin with - a broken bone, especially in a joint, is never really simple. I’m recovering from a broken leg and dislocated ankle and torn ligament, and I’m 8 months out and still having huge…