Poor Abby. She's trying so hard; just give her the damn cookie already.

(Also, please put a collar and ID tag on this sweet dog. Okay, off my soapbox.)

Condoms can be hella stretchy, but what matters is the fit, especially with the band around the bottom.

Having worn a corset a time or two and tried to eat, I can tell you that you don't eat as much when you wear them. (Note: I go to fan conventions. Corsets are kind of a thing there.)