I've never been to South America, but a few places in Central America were pretty amazing. It's good to know she'll be doing a show throughout all the Americas. That's what she meant isn't it?

It's beside the point, but is nobody bothered by some exceptionally rude behavior by the women in laughing at the record exec, to his face?

When did thinking before you open your mouth become a bad thing?

My usual reply after hearing what they want is "No thank you" followed by hanging up without giving them a chance to continue. From this, I'm not sure if that's a good idea or not.

I looked it up. You can lease a rotary phone for $4.45 a month or a pushbutton speakerphone with answering machine for $14. This is the website for the company AT&T and Lucent uses for leasing equipment. http://qltcls.com/products/corde…

Tell them about the days prior to 1982 when you couldn't actually buy a phone. You had to lease it from the phone company and pay a monthly fee. Which by the way, you can still do.

The emergence of AIDS in the 80s fucked up my college years. No more "no worries" sex for my generation.

Here's one that will blow your millennial mind. Did you know that prior to 1982, you couldn't buy a telephone? The phone company leased it to you and put a monthly charge on your bill. You can still lease a rotary phone for $5/month or go nuts and get a touch-tone with caller ID and speakerphone for $14/month.

We had little fenced off areas around underground missile silo's along the highways nearby. I don't think we'd have had time to realize what that flash was. I remember there was a real sense of relief when those fences started being taken down.

I thought my only responsibility as the groom was to attend.

Forgive me for misunderstanding "nodding out" as an unusual way of saying "nodding off". From the title, I thought everyone was overreacting to a tired mom.

I'm certainly ready for it to be over, but I have a feeling we're gonna get walloped with an equatorial hell-whirl of hot and sticky this summer.

She and Hanity have done their best to paint him as weak for 6 years. So I guess now they're high fiving each other that maybe Putin does too.

But did you notice when she sat down, she immediately looked too bored to care? At first I thought the actresses dancing may have been spontaneous, but her reaction after sitting down made me think it was staged and she was like "thank god that's over."

So the Republican's secret sauce for the next election is shaping up to be abortion and "gays are icky" again, with a dash of death panel and a Benghazi tourette.

"Jerry, just remember... It's not a lie if you believe it." - George Costanza

Kansas is making a good run for the title too.

Blood sugar imbalance and epileptic seizures have a scent? Those seem like so left field, who would have even thought to test such a thing? I'd heard that scent hounds like beagles, don't smell "soup" when you're cooking. They smell beef, tomatoes, onions, potatoes, etc. Such a refined sense of smell that they can…

Just go to a Rotary Club or any other civic/professional group's after-hours meeting and ask around for the flower person. There will be one. Buy them a drink and you'll never have to worry about flowers again. They'll probably even remember your name and important dates. I just text mine with something like "Send…

Carmel can't be too bad. Sure they made Home Depot wrap in brick, but they allowed it. They could have demanded an artisinal home improvement store.