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I like your attitude.

The best thing you can eat in Detroit isn’t some artisanal doughnut or vegetable carpaccio or pork belly sliders—it’s a freakishly good $3.38 egg roll filled with corned beef and cheese

The only other thing I’m thinking about is how much faster the NYT could’ve reported on this if they weren’t a sexist bunch of posturers

The headline of this piece BADLY buries the real lede:

Jezebel will never forgive them for stealing all those clicks.

So... I have been putting off reading that piece since it came out. And I just went ahead and read it.

It went viral and Tripp was able to secure a book deal out of the fiasco, resulting in the “abstract manifesto”

It’s like the book is written by a very serious, manic, emotional teenager, but babe is that asshole little brother who is still in middle school and can’t get his own fucking life. They are both the worst. Meanwhile we are all just mom chugging wine and waiting for them to go to college.

babe.net published that story from the woman who had an awful evening with Aziz Ansari, didn’t they? They think they are provocateurs, I bet.

Polar, no two ways about it. This was their summer lineup. Excited to see what the fall brings

Polar, no two ways about it. This was their summer lineup. Excited to see what the fall brings

Definitely low and kinda pathetic considering how many Asian actors have risen to prominence in recent years. Off the top of my head, Randall Park, Constance Wu, Kal Penn, John Cho (Yum) Dev Patel, Padma Lakshmi, Riz Ahmed (double Yum), Brenda Song, the Asian guy from Kimmy Scmidt, Priyanka Chopra, Ali Wong, Scarlet

I was pointing out that I think this is incorrect.

Kumail Nanjiani?

No. It was understanding the vast difference between the two and ignoring it. I went through this with Salon for a year and it was all because no one thought Trump would win. Surprise.

This is my favorite Deadspin comment ever, I want to give it a billion stars.

Fuck yes.  I love this comment as  much as I love pierogi (A WHOLE FUCKING LOT, SISTER).

Albert - I have gotten a lot of joy out of your work on this site. Your HitchBot takedown is to this day one of my favorite things I have ever read on the Internet, and your writing is a big part of how I got to be a passionate NBA fan. This piece is all true, and good, and like all of your work, well-written.

I don’t own any property aside from pets and very terrible clothing but I’ll raise you tween-age boys.

Male escorts. Paid by the taxpayer. I would bet my house.