I would be concerned if it didn’t.

I read “Tom Hardy, Commander” and my mind immediately went to the gutter.

Pete Souza’s already gone through his files again —

This is fucking me up so hard. I loved that guy. He was a big reason why I wanted to go to culinary school. And he sure as shit was right about that life. I didn’t last long but it was fun while I was in it.

Bourdain was an advocate for women. He also used his platform to give a voice to the largely brown and Spanish speaking staff who make up the backbones of our restaurant industry. 

I am so sad. That fact that Eric was the one that found him makes this doubly devastating.

I know that many aren’t really fans here, but I loved Anthony Bourdain. I read his book many years ago and related to him so deeply. A person that also struggled with drugs and depression. This makes me really sad.

This is hitting me hard this morning and I’m still trying to come to grips. I’m currently doing the work to try to get a handle on my depression and it’s so fucking hard. And it’s expensive and time consuming and draining! But I’m hoping there is light on the other side. But when I hear about Anthony and Kate Spade,…

‘Mom, I have to leave here to live my life.’ And I remember thinking to myself—as devastated as I was—I was like, ‘He’s right. The time is now. He’s 15. It’s time for him to leave the house.’

Seriously! When I was 15 I thought I deserved out too. Now that I’m in my 30s, I’m endlessly wishing I could just go home and be taken care of.

I have a kid who’s 6 months from being 18...and has no earthly clue how much the real world costs and doesn’t give a single fuck about you. Not that we haven’t tried (Oh lord, the trying has damn near killed me), but at this point Mr. Levy and I just have to be like, “He’ll learn, one way or another.”

The Smith family reminds me a lot of the sanctimonious rich parents I grew up around that bragged about how independent all their kids were while they ignored them to go on adult vacations to Necker Island, and then threw trust funds at them to “support” them through college, and then were shocked when their kids died…

I don’t understand how Jaden or Jada thought emancipation would get him out of their bubble. Everything he’s ever accomplished derives from his parent’s fame and money. If he wanted out of the bubble, going to college, preferably abroad, is the only thing that might have done the trick.

EVERY 15 year old thinks they are grown up, their parents are holding them back and they need to move out. One good thing about being lower middle class, my parents could just reply “How are you planning to pay for that?” 

Mom of the year

I mean, when I suddenly had a bunch of free time I started masturbating a lot too. Not because I have sperm to get rid, just because... why not?

Fuck that.

You know, I really wish I could BeBest, but since families are being torn apart at the border while Ms. Complicit gets to hug her children without fearing for their lives, I just can’t.

I’m particularly baffled that conservatives are choosing this hill to die on considering how lightly “cunt” was thrown around in the 2016 election time frame referring to Hillary.

The pearl-clutching that crawls out when the alt-right seeks a tit-for-tat takedown is hilarious and sad. Their is no actual belief behind their poutrage, it is just for show.