Maybe I’m “believing the hype” about this guy (because OOOOOOH how I want him to take Donny Two-Scoops down), but I read up on Avenatti a good bit one day. Admittedly, I don’t know anything about his finances, but he won the largest settlement in California last year, in a class-action lawsuit against a major…

He may be a slime ball, but if ever there was a time to have a slime ball in your corner, that time is now.

YESSSSSSSSSSSS!!!! This is the best response.

My mean joke is that Cracker is caught up overthinking everything, an issue that Aquaria does not have as she never thinks.

Holy shit agreed right? This is horrifying news, Kaitlyn Olson and the cast of The Mick were fucking brilliant. That ginger kid that plays Chip, AKA Chocolate Chip, AKA Chips And Dip, was fucking hilarious.

The Mick’s willingness to just...injure the hell out of its cast in increasingly absurd ways never ceased to crack me up.

And you’re right re: Alba. She was great! I liked that the jokes around her never stemmed from her size or that she was an immigrant. It’s that she’s a damn hedonist now that she can be.

You wrote a lot of fancy words to say “stop talking shit about Trump if you want to keep your jobs”.

You’re nailing this. The solution, as always, is to skew toward an older, politically disinterested audience who will definitely keep your company relevant in the years to come.

Why? Clearly a very specific part of their brains match up and, in my experience, that is critical for long-term compatibility. I say congratulations to them both!

Defending shitty people doesn’t mean she’s a shitty person. Every rapist and murderer that gets to court has (at least theoretically) a lawyer, well versed in the law, to represent them to ensure appropriate weight is given to the circumstances and any mitigating factors that should be considered. Even horrible humans…

Every lawyer defends at least one or two shitty people.

I mean, you insert yourself into every comment section so do you really not get the impulse?

Can we not make this a thing please? Not even a thinkpiece type of thing? There’s no mystery here, and it doesn’t take investigative journalism to see this is clearly a small child being coached by overbearing stage parents to perform an annoying, badly Blaccented, not very clever character. This is cringeworthy at…

FEEL THE CHAFE

I don’t remember post-2012 polls on Mitt Romney. The media is just so used to dumping on Hillary Clinton for the last 30 years that they can’t quit her.

Clinton was a deeply unpopular presidential candidate

Question: Why are there approval rating polls for a person who isn’t in any kind of public office?

The only person more obsessed with maligning Hillary Clinton than Trump is Katherine Krueger. Shame Splinter enables this bizarre obsession.

Blac Chyna is apparently pregnant again and should also consider getting a new rep.