I died laughing, but then again I have a sense of humor.
I guess the writer thinks that because NBC hasn’t come out in support for Joy. Although, my twitter feed is full of people singing her praises.
Bright spot: Henry Z
Oh for fuck’s sake. One-third of a shitty beer isn’t going to give your kid fetal alcohol syndrome. And if the drink you received tasted “odd,” SEND IT BACK YOU WEAK IDIOT. You are the customer and you have every right to receive what you ordered.
“He doesn’t have a plane, you asshole!”
So he spoke about himself in the third person?! That is simultaneously creepy and not at all surprising.
Yeah, that would have been a wiser expenditure of the several hundred thousand extra dollars we didn’t have then and don’t have now and never will have, thanks.
11A. Their soy chorizo will trick you into thinking it’s actual chorizo.
But bank robbers and murders are sentenced differently...i mean you’re kind of making the point you seem to be against.
Who fucking cares? Plenty of people have run for governor without serving in a “lower office first.”
On the other hand, if we were ever going to get a real-life West Side Story, where two bitter rivals fight through song and dance, it would be caused by a fight between Puerto Ricans and Mormons over who invented fry sauce.
Maybe she doesn’t want to fix him, maybe she just wants to look at him.
Caity Weaver is a goddamn national treasure.
So well written. This reminded me a lot of my childhood and life - the knowing that I wasn’t really a man because men can’t be raped. The shame and depression. For me it was years long sexual abuse from my step father and there are multiple times in my life where the fallout from those years nearly destroyed my life…
YES HILDE IS BACK! #HAYWALLS
She mentioned upstate cities in her video announcement and the children there living below the poverty line. She’ll probably say more; she’s just starting.