Perhaps two assholes who never spent a single day in uniform should stop talking for those of us who have.

In college my roommates and I would regularly set up our away messages so if you read them in the right order it’d be a complete chorus or movie quote.

pReExGirlfriend8 here (because ‘pre ex girlfriend’ was taken). In 7th and 8th grade a had a painful, huge crush on this boy who was two grades ahead of me and had a band; and we IM’d every night. I can’t adequately describe the flutter that my little heart felt when 1) he signed on and 2) HE messaged ME first, but I’m…

It’s okay not to prefer certain body types and superficial characteristics in a person, but it’s another thing to drag those characteristics in a public forum where they will make people feel bad. I appreciate the attempt at humor, but you can do better —rethink posts like this!

Not the right response, sweetie. My husband is balding and he’s fucking hot box of rocks, so lay off your judgment. 

Kim Cattrell is everyone who has ever been pressured to join an office kickball team/potluck lunch/baby shower group gift.

This movie will get me EVERY DAMN TIME. The end, when they show her real fans with the pictures and candles. Man, I’m tearing up just thinking about it. RIP, Selena.

In case you’re curious I’ve met Brooke Shields on a few occasions and she’s really a lovely funny person and quite striking sans make-up in just regular person work out gear. She shared a couple really cute anecdotes about her kids too. I know it’s a brag, but it’s always nice to hear when people are cool.

he doesn’t want a partner - he wants an accessory, a bauble, a thing he can look at other people and say, look at this thing that i have and you don’t. 

Tell that to my Siri who pronounces La Cienaga “lasheenaga”

Fun fact I heard on a podcast :

I hate him so much, and I’m so, so tired.

Sarah Jessica Parker seems like a genuinely lovely person

SJP and Kim Cattrall have hated each other forever. So, I think SJP was letting a couple of decades worth of hostility slip out when she threw KC under the bus.

that audience that has been so vocal in wanting another movie

You know who else knows how it works? TOM FUCKING BROKAW.

Gunilla Garson Goldberg is dubious about this reboot. And she always knows what’s best.

’m sorry I wasn’t aware we always had to agree with our husbands.

So Kim is supposed to go along with him?

Required to stand? No problem.