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Earned their stripes indeed. I'm the last person to be a country music fan, but I love the trail blazing the Dixie Chicks have done.

OMG Hot Toddys were my absolute winter favorites when I lived in Boston. Even in the summer, turn that AC on, get a blanket and sip a Hot Toddy.

I’m Mexican and love tequila, but shit’s only good for shots. I can’t stomach any food tequila-flavored. That goes for tequila lime chicken or these donuts.

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I don’t know why, but I always get this song remixed in my head with Taylor Dayne’s song.

I remember my mom brining me into the women’s restroom until I was 5 ish (dude here). It was NBD for anyone in Utah in the early 90s at some mall. Now it’s a damn national debate ticket who sits on a toilet.

He’s leaving her the bigger chunk of the fortune because she’s proven herself to be successful without his help or so I’ve read. I don’t think she’s a billionaire yet.

Ive had doner kebab in Madrid and I can only imagine what it must be like in Berlin.

Only reason I clicked on this post.

I wouldn't kick him out of bed.

I can't stand the face of Papa Johns, but I appreciate the peppers that come with the pizza. I steal them all when we get delivery.

I used to have shelves of Goosebumps books and RL Stines off books. The Cyclone was one of them. I think that was the name. I want to be 10 again.

I almost drowned in the Dead Sea. I can’t float that well. I also didn’t look that photogenic covered up in the mud they sell you.

She now has more walking- around money, I guess.

His early stand-up is funny because he brought up odd things only Mexicans can relate to. Now he’s just exhausting and an asshole. Ann, every time she tries to make a joke or laugh it’s so awkward.

I’ve been gray since I was 13 (guy here). I used to hate it, but now I’m loving it. Everyone gives me compliments about it. Gray on men or women is apparently a trend now that people will pay hundreds of dollars to get at a salon.

When I was little I used to eat bananas with Mexican rice. It was sooo good. I love mayo, but not that much.

When THE FUCK is there going to be a piece to bring bring this motherfucker down?!

The whole term thing is an amendment, right? FDR did kinda fuck it up for Obama though. Greedy mother....

I would never get tired of Michelle as the First Lady.

I used to live in Havana. Human rights issues are not high on the radar. Food and simple shit like soap are higher. At least our president is there to start a dialogue.