Can we just have him be President forever?

We had the Spaniards and the French. No Brits!

When “the pressure” hits and you don’t have the confidence to fart a little, you DRIVE.

My roommate in college used to work at Whole Foods. It was the best. Not only did he give me his discount card, but he would ring up expensive-ass olive oil as baked goods. Among other things.

Ok

Might have been said, but the New Yorker did a very good feature on Leslie Jones and her role in this. Don't have link bc I'm on my phone, but it's very insightful how well she came along in her 20+ career. Before she even landed an audition at SNL.

I just got a box of microwave popcorn from Costco. Thing is heavier than water. Party! For upcoming political events.

The first song I remember loving was Locomotion. I was four and I sang and danced the shit out of it. My point is: gtfo Jenner!

I just turned 30. I've always wanted to go to a festival. Now, I'm just tired of it. See you on YouTube, bands. Have fun getting fucked in port-a-potties, everyone else.

Ill bring a box of wine. And a loaf of babka, chocolate.

She’s giving me a classic Dolores O’Rioirdan from The Cranberries look.

He was on Bill Maher last Friday and talked about his military family being an inspiration. So maybe that's his reason. At least he didn't bring politics into it. Still...

Don’t forget Estelle’s Roasted Potatoes.

But you guys, he’s wanting to apologize! He's wanting so bad.

I've never seen this in the store. I want!

Fage for the win with me when it comes to Greek yogurt.

The more you know! I’m definitely trying it with chicken next time.

I once tried sriracha, peanut butter, and honey on a cracker. It was sooo good.

I saw it in the theater. I'm going for vodka tonight.

I worked for a prominent marketing agency. I cried in front of my supervisor, company partner, and HR director for missing a grammar error for huge client ad. I’m a 29 year old guy and I’ve never broken down like that before.