Now that's a car that I'd be proud to drive up to a valet.

Samething happened to me. Drunk, friends, horsing around, landed on my face in the gutter (it was raining). I didn't lose teeth, but I split open the skin over my left eyebrow. I still have the scar.

Hedi Slimane... He took the shot.

That's my favorite book of my childhood! My mom found a copy from the 40s and gave it to me. This was the 90s. I was thisclose to getting a tattoo a few years ago of Ferdinand smelling a flower.

I first heard it on the radio a year ago and instantly became an outraged driver the worth of a thousand suns. Then I saw it performed on the Oscars and I wanted to throw the TV out on to my driveway, smash it with a broken piece off my railing, drive over it, spread some mulch over, and pee on it.

Kind of odd one here, but I think the moments when the Spanish ships arrived in the Yucatan. I remember hearing from a college professor a while ago that it's thought the Mayans initially didn't see the massive ships land on the coast due to perceptual blindness. A case where something so unrecognizable is in front of…

We Have the Meats?

Can't stop, won't stop watching this gif(t).

Ok fine let's just have drinks and not talk about del... brussels sprouts.

Ok now I'm going to think of them as delicious rodents.

Ahh!!!!

They're delicious little cabbages. Come on!

Non-Mormon, Gay, Catholic (raised I don't practice), Latino here living in Utah. Funeral potatoes are good. They're fucken potatoes.

I don't want to think about Barry White's underwear.

I like a good poop after Thanksgiving dinner. It's like your coach giving you a hearty slap on the ass after a good game.

I started greying when I was 13. I'm 28 now and am like 90% grey.

My college roommate had a pair of ferrets. Condensation and Cosmic Debris. RIP The Senator, Gibby, Condensation, & lil Cosmic Debris.

I've been a fan since the 90s and I think she's liberal on gay issues. Abortion, eh, I know she's pro-life due to her very strict religious background.

The Cranberries were my favorite band growing up. So to each his own, I guess.