I thought I was the only one. I will literally go read synopises on IMDB because i want to know what happens, but i’m too chicken to watch!

Reading detailed descriptions of horror films is literally my jam (I’m too much of a fainting flower to watch them but I love a good mystery) so I’d love to find out how it ends.

IT IS IN TRUMP’S AMERICA YOU CUCK

YOUR MOM'S A DISNEY FILM PERHAPS

You guys...Lindy is joking. The hyperbole is for the sake of comedy. You're still allowed to like the trash that is Love Actually. You needn't sharpen the pitchforks against the lady who just brought cock bloctopus into to Lexicon. That would be wrong.