It's such an appropriate photo. I love it!

Her nails from the video look so cool but I'd need acrylics for that. And yes those are my nails.

I'm guessing that these guys are more like a drunk uncle when it comes to savvy interneting, or lack thereof.

I was totally fascinated by her nails too. I've done chevrons on my nails before and it's not that hard, just time-consuming.

Those kids are so damn cute.

I just asked my dog if he would like one and he gave me a blank stare which meant that he has already made himself one.

Much agreed. My mom rescued him and neglected to notice his balls. He will be gelded within the week.

About a month ago there was a guy that I had been chatting with on okcupid who I really got along with and when we finally met, he didn't look like his pictures because he had some major health issues and put on a little weight (not quite as rail thin as he was in pictures) and he was a grown man with serious acne who…

Amen.

There are loads of paralegals who work without certificates, just college degrees. My ex had a couple jobs through staffing agencies and was eventually hired full-time at a bankruptcy firm. He didn't love the corporate-speak aspects of the job but he liked it well enough.

Sometimes just saying the words "I'm glad you guys had fun" helps tremendously.

My mom got a new horse today! He's a baby (1.5-3 years old) Arab and still has his balls, for now.

Oh. He needs a lady. Or a busier job. A lady would be preferable. Trying and failing to befriend this guy and accepting that they're gonna stay friends is probably the best you can do. But if he meets a lady, then he will be distracted and much less threatened.

That is hilarious! My cocker spaniel likes to join me in the bathroom because he can get petted while I'm immobilized. The cat loves the bathroom because it contains toilet paper just waiting to be disemboweled.

I have no idea about this calendar tracking aspect of periods. I have never been off birth control pills and had regular periods for more than six months and never had them regular to the day. Three days sounds pretty good to me. When it's been awhile since I've had a period, having sex and removing major stressors…

Online dating is tasking. I'm on OKC and Jdate and there are plenty of duds. Two is a pretty small sample size. I've met my ex (2 years together) and some not so long term prospects. There's lots of shit online that I don't put up with and I've met some very caring and thoughtful men. The sheer volume of messages I…

If you date him for a bit and enjoy it but realize that four kids is kinda much, that's ok too. Sometimes we date someone and it's great, just not forever and that's fine. The wonder of online dating is that there are always men looking for women. Many of them are garbage but some of them are great and you can just…

That sounds amazing!

A similar thing has happened to me once I broke up with my boyfriend about a month ago. A number of my coworkers (attached men with children, mind you) have become more touchy and asking when "we're" gonna party. My response was "who's we?" Being single does not mean interested. I wish the lecherous men of the would…

I love my Lelo Gigi. As Miss Issippi said, it's fantastic inside and out. I've had my Gigi for two years and it looks brand new. This is unheard of longevity for any of my previous vibrators. I'm also considering getting a Hitachi Magic Wand because I'm a bit of a power slut.