I just wanna give her some subtle lipstick. A little color there wouldn't kill her.

@Raised-byHeathens: Yeah, ditto. Must keep super naughty thoughts confined to my computer... must...

@LadySublue: Hell yeah. I lived in Phoenix for three years and heartily agree. That said, I recently abandoned the valley for the frigid temperatures of San Diego. Having been born in Maine and grown up in Indiana (going to Chicago way too often), I have no regrets about not shoveling driveways. I also no longer have…

@TeganTheVegan: MTE. I kinda wanna hug Jamie Kennedy. I never thought I'd type those words. Kinda reminds me of what Darryl Roberts had to say when he screened America the Beautiful at my school last year.

@Ariadne27: I hear you. During my period my general level of hornyness triples or something. I try to keep my sexting down to socially acceptable levels and save it for the bedroom. #periodsex

@Percy: Same here. Thank you Kate!

I see this and think that crashing parties with Holly sounds like way more fun than watching one full episode of the Hills. #thehillshollydrunk

Awesome caption. Love it. #neilpatrickharris

@SarahHeartburn: It doesn't cost that much at plenty of stores. I usually get cheap olive oil at middle eastern halal grocery stores, where it's way cheaper than trader joe's.

She makes the rest of us named Liz look like such pompous jackasses.

Oh sure. I was terminated from my last job for excessive tardiness, something that our store had never enforced in the two and half years I had been there. In the time that I worked there, there was another (male) employee who had a much worse tardiness problem who was never fired, despite repeated blatant disregard…

People with ADHD can hyperfocus like nobody's business. Often this hyperfocusing can be when off medication and when doing really creative stuff. I'm guessing it's that side of the little girl that her mom wanted her to try to tap into when performing in the pageant.

@voteforme: I think Cy was speaking mostly to his own experiences within the pageant world and the motivations of others when they resent him. I think he was also speaking in the perhaps overly optimistic language of the pageant world when he was talking about hard work trumping everything else. He seemed to be more…

@#c15898805: I agree completely. "Hey douchebag, let's not turn into raving lunatics in front of the kids."

@Hooplehead: He looked like his head was going to explode when Nancy Grace was giving him a verbal smackdown about taking responsibility for things a few days ago.

@sarasasa: I heart Tweet Beat and now I think I just might heart Danny Devito. *must find my bottle o gin..

Am I having an Ed Hardy-themed nightmare or is Michael Lohan sounding like slightly less of a douchebag than Jon Gosselin?

I'm a bit of a smorgasbord (Russian Jewish and German and some French). All my family's been here for at least a century at the least and many on the Jewish side have Jewish names. I give my mom grief because she named me (super-Jew!) Elizabeth, who was the mother of John the Baptist. In some ways it's rather fitting…

Dodai on the other hand... is just a kickass name.

@Paul_Is_Drunk: It's pretty common. The thinking is, "well at least we're not as bad off as them." I read an article last year about how Filipino Americans were slow to warm to Obama because being racist against blacks is seen as part of becoming more American.