You two circus animals!

Thanks for the review. My friend and I are seeing it regardless of reviews, because how often do we get stuff like this?! But I’m glad it’s actually fun.

I love the Mormon Twins so much. “Who are you calling PAL, Friend?”“Who are you calling FRIEND, Pal?”

I am going to steal this line and use it against EVERY CHILD EVER from now on. Thank you.

You are complaining that this oceans movie is an oceans movie. George looked hot at his parole panel too. Scott Caan and Casey Affleck behaved the same way you are complaining about the women getting out of trouble.

Honestly, isn’t this the definition of the genre?

And for what it’s worth, nobody exactly looks unpolished in the Clooney lead Ocean’s franchise either. I think at one point someone gets sweaty? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I think you mean, in the original film Danny Ocean is played by Frank Sinatra.

When I saw it, the whole cast (minus Rihanna :/) surprised the audience in the theater by showing up and watching with us. I think I was too starstruck to even notice or care how about how lightweight the plot felt at times.. But it was still a fun movie and the cast is amazing.

I know - why can’t we just have a slick, completely unrealistic heist movie? There’s an ‘expert jeweler’ character. Nothing about this is supposed to be relatable, and that’s fine.

Brad Pitt was in the original Ocean’s Eleven? Wow, I thought he was younger.

Isn’t them looking perfect kind of the point of this whole movie? I’m in it for the hair, the makeup, the outfits.

OH NO!? Women actually got along with each other?! This movie is too unrealistic for my taste.

As someone who has suffered from depression previously and has been suicidal myself, I don’t think you were trying to trivialize it. You were trying to be kind and empathetic. And that’s laudable. Every approach won’t work for every person that doesn’t mean you can’t try. Don’t apologize.

Everyone reading this who is struggling: someone loves you this much. Even if it’s just all the dorks on the internet like me who know you have innate value. Hang on, and reach out for the help you need.

This statement made me cry. This man loved her and all the complicated feelings love can entail. He seems so heartbreakingly human and devastated despite them potentially being in the process of ending their marriage. It really stuck me that despite love and success and wealth things can still be so complicated and…

People can be absolute fucking vultures when a public figure passes. I get that there is a curiosity from the public and there’s speculation (I’ve been guilty of this as well) but publishing what a suicide note may or may not have said is abhorrent. Especially when it’s supposed to be addressed to her young daughter.…

Do we really need to talk about upping the age at which people are considered adults?

Not disagreeing for the most part, but getting a White House internship is more about who you know, than ability. It is privilege at it’s worst, and that’s under all Presidents.

Creepy old man? yes. Moron? Hardly