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Yesterday I learned that the last thing Walt Disney did before he died was write Kurt Russell’s name on a piece of scrap paper. Nobody knows why.

This sounds similar to a sighting my boss and I had at Gus’s B-B-Q in South Pasadena. We were seated with my back to the door and my boss facing it. Suddenly my boss’s eyes bug out and he whispers, “Hey! That’s the guy who killed that woman!” I froze up and said, “Who, O.J.?” “No, the other guy!” I was about to say

Having worked in the restaurant business in the Hamptons in the 1990s I dealt with (or had co-workers) deal with a ton of celebrities. Despite that I really have no great stories but I can tell you that as far as ‘celebrities’ go Al Sharpton was an amazing tipper and extremely nice and friendly to the staff and

My ex moonlit at a local restaurant for extra money and his shifts usually started an hour before the restaurant was supposed to close. He usually stayed 4-5 hours too. I don’t think restaurants usually hire a separate shift just to close down but I like that this restaurant does.

The customer has no idea most of the time. All they know is that you’re open. If you’re open and taking orders, you’re open and taking orders!

my ex used to work for Sony Music in NYC, and from all reports, the Divine Miss M is very sweet, and much more shy than any of us would expect, given her brassy stage persona.

Yeah, some people are just clueless. But I still remember the probably homeless guy who asked if it would be okay if he ordered chicken fingers, as he knew from his own experience that they could take a bit to cook. The kitchen guy had been prepared to be pissed, but he softened after that and said it was no problem.

It began with a grocery store, which was named “Legal Cash Market” after trading stamps, also known at the time as “Legal Stamps.” The proprietor’s son carried on the name, and benefited from its attendant loyal customer goodwill, when he opened a fish market next door. And it took off! Things snowballed from there.

omg, my biggest crush as preteen girl was on Micky Dolenz! My first record album was the Monkees greatest hits. It might have been my second album as I also got an Anne Murray album around the same time in the late 1970’s. Also, I did not realize I was watching reruns of the Monkees at the time. It was just my

I would have thought Colonel Sanders would be a breast man.

My first celebrity sighting:

We should also move away from the notion that only tech can innovate and that people in that industry are somehow “smarter” than people in other fields.

Right? We’re on the side of the guy who starts with: “We’re a long way from San Francisco”?

Actually, it seems like more people should be pointing out when Silicon Valley tech bros are being rude or disrespectful (which he kind of was). I’m fine with this.

Dear Mr. Santorum,

And I’ve debated Rachel Maddow and won.

Beautiful that there’s a link at the end of this to the interview proving he absolutely did NOT “debate Rachel Maddow and” WIN.

I am a[n emotionally stunted and/or sociopathic] 26-year-old man living in Michigan. I have a 17-year-old [and therefore, I assume, highly susceptible to manipulation through implicit or explicit threat of physically and/or emotionally abusive behavior] coworker [around] who[m I have constructed an elaborate sexual

“Ask a Lawyer” is the worst idea ever. Any lawyer worth a shit would say: “Interesting, but the answer depends on a lot of information I don’t have and where you are located.”

Chickenfreude?