“I’ve never cried before, even as a baby! My parents took me to the doctor. They thought I was broken, but I was just a super chill baby!”

Isn’t is Dorsey who had the bad day? You know, being assaulted and all? Am I missing crucial info here or is this all a weird tone for a article on domestic violence?

It’s extra sad and kinda funny because the Joyce character is a bit of an overall wreck, living in relative poverty and still he acts like he’s won a date with a celebrity.

Right? Fully two-thirds of their children disappear for days at a time within a year of another neighborhood kid going missing and being presumed dead, and it’s just - nothing? Don’t forget that while Nancy is off spending the night at an adult male stranger’s house with a teenage boy, Mike is also away watching his…

Dustin has those pearls, he doesn’t need the hair.

“Hey, dickheads... how come the only one helping me out is this random girl?”

“Killer pâté Mom, but I gotta motor.”

Bob is going to be the death of everyone, mark my words.

Google’s just guessing what you’re most likely to search for based on other people’s search histories. It doesn’t judge you, and wishes you wouldn’t judge Google.

I can’t stop seeing Samwise Gamgee hooking up with Veronica Sawyer.

I’m a little sad that Mindy isn’t gonna get her cocaine tho.

I’ve met a few guys in my life who I soon came to realize were true misogynists. A couple of them really hated women. A big part of why they hated women had to do with the fact that they were always dismissed by women. It’s not just “not being able to get laid”. It’s the constant rejection that leads to hatred. …

You don't name a product "Albatross" by accident.

Honestly, it's such a relief he found his way out. It made me realize how much I appreciated the show randomly cutting away to him for 30 seconds every week.

I actually like gasped at that shot of it through the window.

Finally the greatest TP villain of all time returns. The ceiling fan.

He's been criticized over portrayals of women since Blue Velvet. I'd say he's probably had more criticism over this than many directors. I think that he also gets praise because some of his female characters are incredibly complex and some of his works are also very female-centric, but on the revival in particular I'd…

Naomi Watts plays so many layers of Janey-E…even in this episode alone, she always got it perfectly with how to play absurdities in an absurd yet natural way, between her lust for her new/old husband, her contentment the next morning, and the extended rant we saw from her on the news broadcast. She's been the MVP of…