Omg the part where shes like, "...rooting around back there with my fingers, trying to help matters along..." or some such aaaahhhhh!!!! 

Nooooo! I ❤ those malt chocolate fuckers...

I don't envy you and I completely understand. I would not drag ass into a store if you paid me. I order everything online. And then end up with a bunch of shit that doesn't fit. And I rarely return it because it's too much trouble.... but I have a work trip coming up next week and I've been ordering left right and…

Same! Actually I've had quite a few burners and kept losing my burner key and now they don't even have one, apparently?

Lmfao “For the love of Satan”

Like many others in this thread have said, writing it out may be cathartic enough. Definitely don’t send. Sounds like he may be too dense to appreciate what you’re trying to get across to him and he may use it against you later... as in he’s still getting under your skin while he’s moved on. Or something. Fuck him,…

I’m sorry you are going through that. I’d be at my wit’s end. Thankfully it sounds like you’ve got a great partner who supports you. I wish you all the best and hope your dad’s chemo begins to work. You made it seem like kind of a long shot, but we should never give up hope. Sending positive vibes your way. ❤

I can take or leave candy corn... they're not The Worst. You know what is? Freakin’ Dots.