• Cant answer 1 because I have never fucked with grits.

Considering the racial history of Boston... yes.

Was it really that hard to celebrate the first black NBA player instead?

“It will also allow the U.S. to jail immigrants whom the country wants to deport but whose home countries “won’t accept them.””

Well, most of ‘em are old white guys, so not too much longer.

This look won the whole show for me!

From kids then they get promoted to “young and inexperienced” until they’re 40 and then it “well-meaning but inexperienced”, while POC get labeled “hardened” from 11 on

“That kid” Ryan Lochte, who literally peed all over the Rio Olympics, was 32. 32.  

Also added on stupid religious front. Melania apparently had the White House exorcised before moving in because of demons.

You generally need to be 25 to rent a car.

You instantly reminded me of ex-senator Henry Hyde who was trying to impeach Bill Clinton in 1998 when his own past adulterous affair was disclosed.

Well, it wouldn’t fit down a toilet....

I want an emotional support performance artist. He or she would follow me around and perform non-verbal actions that would be intended to buffer my tormented ego day to day.

Great baldheaded saints!! He’s really going there?? You chose your path, bro. Buckle in.

..... And is it wrong that I laughed myself into a coughing fit over this?

Man, at the same time I hate myself for thinking in stereotypes, but I have to say this:

Sigh, there’s a reason that the AP updated their style guide during the campaign to allow “dumpster” to be written in lower case, that reason being the sudden spike in the usage of “dumpster fire.”

God, it’s even worse than we thought.

Moody is still probably upset over the results in the 1936 Olympics.

Darker, Gayer, Different.