Right?!

All of these are great but that baby is just too much!

Damn. All that chocolate gold. Makes me wanna open a Twitter account.

Oh Monique! Thank you and #BlackSmiling on Twitter!

Me too! But I recognized the commenter and realized before the /s.

Meteor?! Is that you?

Well, if you don’t give them something to do with the back of the kids’ menu, they’re just terrors. You need to keep them occupied so you can enjoy your ketchup on burnt shoe leather and wash it all down with a Diet....

*reads lists*

If you made a drinking game out of those, you’d be sloshed in the first 5 minutes. I’m taking shots every time he mentions Hillary or the Obama. Administration. Considering all the other bullshit he has to spew, that should work out to about 10 shots in an hour.

I saw a FB comment yesterday that said something like “Funny how Trump is being blamed for a mistake made by someone hired by Obama.”

Covfefe will be served, right? Need to stay awake during his bigly strange rants.

Products aren’t “Black” even if mostly black people use them. Most likely Walmart analyzed data to determine as narrowly as possible what products are stolen and require extra security, whether locking them in cases/containers, electromagnetic lanyards or tags, or escorting customers to the checkout. In the situation…

nixon was basically more economically liberal then Clinton

Nixon’s healthcare plan was better than the ACA, though not quite single-payer. Funnily enough, Nixoncare was opposed by the Democrats because it didn’t go far enough.

I was complaining about Kennedy to my roommate, who is 20 years older than I am, but he thought it was a great choice. I pointed out that the whole dynastic establishment thing was exactly what the Democratic Party needs to get away from. He said that people of his generation still were interested in what the Kennedys…

No, no, only rotten fruit or vegetables may be used when heckling.

There’s some ironic bullshit in a white male Democrat giving the response on MSM for a party that loves to triumph in their concerns for diversity.

Democrats Devise KILLER Plan to Stop Trump Dead in His Tracks at the State of the Union