Things white people love: outdoor sports, taking their dogs everywhere, patronizing legal weed shops, dining al fresco, cute winter accessories, the “wellness” lifestyle. Colorado was practically wizard-crafted to draw us in.

And white people love them some Colorado.

Why did Omarosa take a picture with Jigsaw’s puppet, though.

JAYONNAISE

Wypipo In Action (sans capslock):

If some total stranger sent me violent threats per email w/employer info attached, better believe I’d forward that shit to corp. HQ, attached to a strongly-worded letter from my lawyer.

My favorite is when I lived MA. If you operated a certain kind of food type business, you had to get a “common victualler’s license.” Victuals save my life every day ending in Y.

And people were even sending emails with their corporate signature still attached.

I’m all about ghosting social events, in fact I often skip the middle man and never even show up to begin with - I call it foreghosting.

I’m sure I’m not the only person who reads the NYT and thinks, “Why can’t this be more like Reddit?”

This is what Hunter did for “Fear and Loathing on the Campaign Trail”. He made no bones of the fact that he was only around for as long as McGovern stayed in the running, and he had no interest in keeping things “off the record” because he had no intention of building a Washington career…

This. He has been pretty clear about it in interviews.

From what I understand, he pulled it off mainly because he wasn’t afraid to, and completely willing to, burn bridges and sacrifice his access to information from within the White House.

I cannot tell you *exactly* how fast my daughter would be yanked out of the school I was paying for if she behaved this way, but I can tell you that she would leave a sonic boom and at least one earring behind when it happened.

Marketing major (future pharma rep).

$200K to join and they’re serving hot dogs?

Trump’s hotel in DC is actually in the old post office building. It is still possible to tour the clock tower, which gives a pretty good view of the city. The clock tower is run by the national park service. It used to be that you could go in the front door, hop on an elevator and you were there. Now that Trump has…

Also doubles as fallout shelter.