I don’t think I’m lactose intolerant, dairy was just causing or at least contributing to my terrible cystic acne.

“...but once you step through its golden arches you’ll discover a world of sleepy heroin users...”

I actually stopped eating dairy before I moved into the city for real so the majority of my NY pizza consumption has been at Rosa’s in Penn Station (which is actually awesome) and the various dollar pizza joints in the East Village.

Yea it definitely was a thing at some point. We’ll find out who the other were soon. Matter of time.

Hello there. I told you about the Deng-Putin thing a year and a half ago! It happened, Max.

I hung out at a La Famiglia once while waiting for a Bolt Bus before Bloomberg exiled the bus stops to 11th ave. It was awful. The area around penn station is so sketchy in general.

She used to date Putin though so Idk how a comment like the one made about him would have gone over. I don’t get the impression you’re ever really free of Putin even if you break up.

That one is literally so bad that I think the Times wrote a several day series on events occurring there.

I’m just amazed she didn’t leave after waiting 3 hours for dinner. Idc if you’re God himself. 30 minutes is all I’d wait before leaving.

Trump, Ailes, and Bannon wuoud each make sickening, reviled but fascinating guests at a 3-hour party.

Ugh, had to google who she was and yup, just what I expected from wypipo. She totally stole cuzzo’s idea, ran with it, and placed her name on top with a smiley face beside it, smh.

You already mentioned the possibility, but what about a place in the country? Here’s one adjacent to Lake Placid with lovely views of the Adirondacks.

The powerball is up to 550 million. When I win I’m putting it in my mamas name and then I’m going on a cross country tour of smacking people like this with a sock full of nickles.

I’m thinking something like this, possibly pre-conversion:

You did the right thing man. I had a woman come at me once with fist full of keys because she dropped a bag on the way up the stairs to her apartment and I absentmindedly stepped on the stairs behind her to hand it back.

I had an interesting thought yesterday and this article reminded me of it.

The McDonald’s on 14th and U is bad, even by DC McDonald’s standards

Maybe they British Hachi. Or Australian. You know they like all those extra letters and crap.

like free meals and after-school care.