Who wants to be sexually harassed in listicle form? Tacky.

For several reasons — and you won’t believe number 4!

To find out exactly which kind of Cheetos are right for you.

BuzzFeed had a White House correspondent?

What about this?

“It’s... beautiful.”

“Looks fine to me...”

Ronaldo doesn’t see what is so bad about that statue.

Curl up into a ball and die I guess.

What are you going to do when the DNC runs Chelsea Clinton for the next 6 elections?

Yes the “Me Too” movement started by a black female finally found it’s face, I mean surgically reconstructed face, in that of the former star of Charmed and Dewey’s baby sister from Scream.

Thanks for the laugh, dude. It always makes my wife and I chuckle when I let her know she’s a “Bernie Bro.”

For me it depends on how appetizing the special sounds—which, honestly, is not that often. Speaking as one who grew up with a chef for a parent, today’s chef’s are getting way too desperate to create “edgy” flavor combinations. Your mint-marinaded chicken breast with beet and bleu cheese chutney is not appetizing—it’s…

^^^

We didn’t get PTO at my last job but a lady got permission to work from home because she had just bought a puppy.

The geography may change but I guaranfuckintee you the reasons and the pablum spewing is EXACTLY the same.

I hope they all got a giant flyer about Prince Harry’s wedding, with their termination in fine print on the bottom.

Amen to every damn thing you said, Michael. Also: