And the Charlie Sheen character was holding a power breakfast/pitch meeting at Windows on the World. Not one of them survived, from the lowliest busboy to the most high-powered swinging dick.

I’m in a (very) long-running interracial marriage, black/white. I’m the white half. Over the many years I’ve had white people say to me things like, “I think it’s so cool that you and X are a couple. [I did not start sleeping with him because I was hoping people thought it was cool.] I have a lot of black friends.…

When Neely Moldovan is driven into bankruptcy I would say:

I have worked out the logistics. The wine would have been in a box so it wouldn’t break as she careened around ex-urban Atlanta. She probably drives with one hand. Should she need both hands for some reason the wineglass would fit snugly between her thighs, in the same way the occasional beer bottle nestled between…

As an animal lover I hope she throws in stories about their dogs, Seamus and Tally. I have a rug that’s older than I am and could share tips about how to carefully remove canine vomit, but I’d love to know how she does it.

Asset protection. My (gay) husband and I didn’t want to get married, but then his mother died. His estranged step-sister swooped in, along with a couple of aunts and a few neighbors and they picked the house clean. While he was off dealing with the hospital, then the funeral home, then the cemetery, they were…

It’s a partly scripted “reality” show. She might not want to get married. Might be gay. Half the bachelors might be gay.

I’d almost rather listen to that speech over the umpteenth time I’ve heard the autoplay Swedish Fish (!! does anyone over the age of eight eat them?) pushed ad.

Have you ever had German potato salad? No mayonnaise, it has vinegar and bacon, and it’s supposed to be served warm.

I once stayed with a friend in Chicago for a week in August. No air conditioning in her apartment, just lots of fans. Houston can’t be any worse.

Missed the editing window. Wanted to add that F. Lee Bailey might as well be dead, too.

There is the curse of OJ, though. Robert Kardashian and Johnnie Cochran are dead, and F. Lee Bailey might as well be, and Judith Regan (the publisher who wanted to bring out “If I Did It”) hasn’t held a real job for 15 years.

Anyone who’s ever been to a wedding with an open bar recognized this for what it was. “Hey, yeah, it was great to see you, my wife and I, um, it’s been too long, so I don’t have my phone on me...”

Trump likes Maggie Haberman apparently. She appeared at a “Times” Talk recently with Dean Baquet and a couple of other guys at the “Times” (if they’re still there) and she talked about how he would contact her (pre-Presidency, I think) and they’d have lunch (eergh) but he never said anything substantive, so she’d cut…

It’s already been done:

I think the states with recreational marijuana laws would fight back, because they tax it and use the money locally. Colorado has had it for quite some time, how much revenue have they pulled in?

Not just newspaper columns, is George Osborne still an MP, the editor of the Evening Standard, a director at a financial house, and who knows what else?

Cooking With the Bible:

Like former Senator Hillary Clinton, who spent less time in New York prior to her election than non-New Yorkers who come in for an occasional Broadway/shopping weekend?

Kinja fail. Seconds after I posted this I deleted it to go off in search of Alexis and Simon’s living room rehab from RHONY to show what a male bordello would look like. Nothing came up GIS.