Just curious, where in Connecticut, do you know? I googled, but none of the results said anything about CT. I think he smokes like two or three packs a day so good luck to him with that. He does enjoy a pint or seven of a good IPA every so often so I guess he’ll fit right in with the Nutmeggers. Go Huskies!

You’re using the term perfectly correctly. The sun literally rises in the east and sets in the west. I literally am writing this comment right now. Obama literally, undisputedly, makes Trump seem like what he is, an inarticulate and highly unstable person.

The Third Reich didn’t have TV ratings but it did have TV!

Bobby, I’m a huge fan of all your writing and your illustrations, but this Crotilla one really was one of your best...have a crotilla on me! Oh, wait, we don’t have Wal-Marts.

I wonder if he was a fan of the children’s TV show from the mid-70s?

Thanks to Earth Day we had German Night! We were supposed to go over to friends’ place for dinner but one of their kids got really sick so they had to quarantine themselves and cancel.

So jealous. I wear t-shirts under everything, even polo shirts and alone under sweaters, so you will aways see a t-shirt peeking through at my neck. I have friends who travel a lot and it has become this running gag to bring me back an airport t-shirt, the more outlandish the better. Whenever I see any of these…

Montana, because of its relatively small population, only gets one House rep. So this is a statewide race, no gerrymandering.

Imagine how the audience might go. Ivanka will be by his side, natch, taking notes about the decor and how much of it might be realistically replicated for use in the White House. Francis will try to look Trump in the eye and only say one word. “Why?”

Did you know that Bill Wyman is still alive? He’s 80. Every time I read something about the Rolling Stones I feel like the Woody Allen character in “Sleeper” who wakes up in the future and learns that everything thought to be bad for you actually has life-extending properties.

Most importantly:

Holy Edelweiss, Batman! I knew she was white, but I never knew she was from the Master Race!

I’m a gay man who coupled off when I was 23 (my husband was 22) in the 80s. I, I, EYE get asked all the time why I never had children. My now-husband and I actually talked about it, in the late 80s. We knew what we wanted to do, two girls, preferably twins, we had the names picked out and everything, I’d stay home and…

A total eclipse of the heart. This is the parody “literal” version of the song. It never fails to amuse.

From what I’ve seen on “Hoarders” and read in many “hilarious” accounts of roommates from Hell, it seems that half of America keeps containers of urine around.

I saw him in “How To Succeed in Business.” He is tiny, and of the sixty or so Broadway shows I’ve been to it was the only one where my Playbill was swiped when I went to the bar at intermission. I can only imagine that when he was in “Equus” people were fainting in their seats.

I recently tried to binge-watch “The Man in the High Castle.” I couldn’t make it through the first episode, it’s now so unnerving.

I read the article posted in the link and it was never explained why a jury was involved, just that it was, and the trial should take about two weeks. The article did mention that this has been litigated since 2013 (!) and as repellent as I find Alex Jones his wife doesn’t come off as completely sympathetic. It could…

He has an hereditary title, so it dies with him if there’s no son to accede to it.

And that font. I know why the caged bird screams.