I imagine he’d be saying (in Latin or Arabic):

I would definitely watch a show where DJ and Kimmy are married to each other and have three adorable boys.

I have an aunt who is a nun who is nearing seventy. The thought of someone doing this to her makes me violently ill. Perhaps carve or tattoo "rapist" into their foreheads, a la the swastika in "Inglorious Basterds", so everyone knows who these people are when they are inevitably set free?

My dog pissed in the hallway today. #RupertsFault

I have to go to work tomorrow. #RupertsFault

I slipped on some ice on the sidewalk today. Thanks a lot, Rupert.

I liked Julie Newmar but she couldn't hold a candle to Kitt's voice. I only wish Kitt was still alive because I would love to see her play Fish's mother in Gotham in a guest role. She would be so perfect for that show.

Del Toro should write and Tim Burton direct a re-imaginig of The Castle of Otranto...

Hiddles goes goth?

Perhaps it's because my mind is perpetually in the gutter, but "yawning" was not the first thing to come to mind when I saw that "Scream" painting.