If your starter was held in place with clevis pin and a hairpin cotter I would say your argument has merit. 

Needs moar RAD.

This is a remarkably stupid take. 

blazing nuclear hot take comin’ through here: the hair is good

Street rods are definitely not my jam, yet, you have to admire the crazy savant level details on a car like this.

Hot take is edgier when spelled correctly. 

Until I actually read the article I was like “damn, we’re getting ornithopters?”

Come for the cars, stay for the Simpsons references.

It’s a perfectly crommulent word.

3500HP to pop the front wheels, eh?

FINALLY! I grew up staring at these, wondering how they could carry loads of rice wider than the truck’s length... Last time I was there was 10 years ago. These vehicles national never seem to die and are still in use today!

Victorian health officials also recommend that you avoid bad humors and miasmas

These people need to have their IPs reported to local police agencies immediately. We all know what would happen if these individuals declared their support for ISIS on Steam.  Knock on the door by the FBI within minutes.

All I know is my car gets forty rods to the hogshead and that’s the way I likes it

I’m so sorry to hear this 

COTD

Unless that reason involves explosions

It will never sell here unless they replace the in-dash broccoli crisper with a bacon fryer.

No need to announce your departure.