LilSkittle

6/14/16

She looks like she’s having a blast, which is how everyone should feel on their wedding day no matter what kind of wedding it is :)

6/14/16

The new husband embodies the word “louche."

6/14/16

Hire people. She likely had a wedding planner and an army of assistants. She basically just decided on who was invited, what she wearing, and maybe the location.

6/14/16

OMG, don’t stop. Let it out, girl. Tell me MOAR!

6/14/16

He is a “thing” because he has been unctuously forcing himself upon everyone in the industry at all times since he was about twenty-two, which he was able to do since he is a trust fund dinkus and an epic social climber/ass-kisser. To give just one example of his hubris: In 2010 he wrote (and relentlessly, obnoxiously…

6/14/16

I’m going home tonight to work on a safety-pin crown. Those at least I have at home and in the hundreds, unlike those dolla dolla bills.

6/14/16

Yeah but it’s hard to get a 6-pack like that woman without building the muscle behind it. Also I have several friends who have no fat on their arms and their muscles aren’t nearly as defined as SJP. Just sayin, I call BS, this girl works out.

6/14/16

Staying gorgeous enough for the pictures when I really want to get drunk enough to put a disco ball on my head does sound lame.

6/14/16

As if horrible things don’t happen each and every single day...

6/14/16

Are you Sisyphus?

6/14/16

Oh for fuck’s sake, are you joking?

6/14/16

I would stick out like a sore thumb but I love everything about this.

6/14/16

Could be! She’s just so athletic looking, it’s hard for me to believe she does NOTHING.

6/14/16

I love when people reveal their diets. I hate the whole dog and pony show of “I just have a super high metabolism!” or when SJP said she barely ever worked out, like, I have seen your arms. I know you are doing something.

6/14/16

So, room on the door or nah?

6/14/16

If he were my son, I would be embarrassed and write a letter to the court APOLOGIZING for raising someone like him, not crying about how stressed he is because he got caught.

6/14/16

No consequences, absolutely no remorse, violent and degrading crime... what about this guy says ‘not likely to reoffend’?

6/14/16

Is this sarcasm?

6/14/16

That discussion is for the consideration of non-violent offenders. Not for rapists. Is your comment a joke? Am I missing something?

6/14/16

Judge Persky has disrespected the victim, the jury, past, present, and future rape victims, and the law.