He used Hendrix as an example too. Hendrix was an amazing guitarist, but he was pretty mediocre as a singer.

When someone speaks of virtuoso vocalists and uses Kurt Cobain as an example of one, then everything they say is automatically discredited.

That would be a fantastic dark comedy.

The husband’s lover.

“Mother May I Sleep With Bat Boy?” on Lifetime.

there are shades between deep red and nude, tho. i mean, come on, a something more pink wouldn’t kill you, gwen.

Is Neil deGrasse Tyson challenging us to find something good to say about Donald Trump?!?

She has taken to wearing lipstick the approximate shade of toddler poop and it’s a very unfortunate choice. I’m tempted to tweet at her to put some actual color on her lips, fachrissake. This is awful.

Lipliner, maybe also some injections. Still looks younger and more natural than Kylie, who apparently hires an undertaker to do her khontouring. :/

Hillary seems quite capable and I really like her vocal support of reproductive rights.

A friend of mine who’s a beloved sweetheart once had a screaming fit of a breakdown when Hollah Back Girl came on the jukebox at the bar. She had a fantastic rant about how she doesn’t care how cool and famous Gwen Stafani is, she’ll never be a Harlem Black Girl! I swear, everybody at the bar turned around, listened…

jenny slate ✔@jennyslate

ok but can we speculate on whether or not she bathes in the blood of virgins or is an actual vampire because girlfriend does not age???

Only men tho

Yep. They all seem terrible in their own special, blonde ways.

I found this online yesterday and it also completely delighted me.

She can fix a toilet and rewire a lamp. That was one thing that impressed me about early issues of Martha Stewart Living—all the genuinely useful DIY articles.

Ex-gay therapy totally works. Look at this dude who went from a screaming queen to a totally hetero, married (to a woman, who’s totally not a lesbian) God warrior.

But that is the perfect outfit for cycling through the palace of Versailles.