@abates25: A white VW GTI looks great. And a Volvo 940, of course.

@TTA579: Woah, sorry, serious brain fart. I'm not usually THAT incompetent. Regardless, the car's a fine candidate.

@pauljones: I strongly agree. And I'm not a guy into SUVs/crossovers/whatevers, but I find this thing to be one of the more attractive of them all. And that's what a lot of Americans still want to buy.

Using GM's biggest small block ever (according to wikipedia), the LS7, I think the Z06 and its 7.0 liter engine do pretty nicely together. With its 3200-lb curb weight, it's one of the few [new, stock] cars under $80,000 that'll get you from 0-60 in less than 4 seconds.

@Skunky: I'm surprised this wasn't the first or second answer, with that tiny rotary powering what a lot of legit enthusiasts find their most perfect-driving car.

The pose and facial expression are absolutely perfect. This is my favorite thing today.

Great. So now can they clean up their mess so I can catch fish again?

@pidgeonsplatz: *click*

@Xagest: Hey Kid, stop!

Wow, funny timing. My car has a beard!

@Lotte: BMW's flagship, Toyota's most bland car, BMW's flagship, Toyota's most bland car...

@skitzogreg: THIS

I need this for my 940. I could REALLY use 5.6 times the horsepower

@cobrajoe: I agree with the different car thing. I think I'd have just gone with a Z06 for the sake of saving half the money and keeping some debt away. I'm not trying to be a fanboy or anything - a Vette in some ways just can't compare to a Lambo - but hey, it keeps up.

@aaron x: Yeah that's definitely an improvement. I'm no photochopper, so I can't really prove it, but I'm thinking that smaller wheel wells would make it look even nicer.

@Alfisted: That made me laugh so hard I'm soar.

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@White Boxy Powah: And the exterior door handle.

The egress door handle in a Volvo 940.

@HurtsSoGood: Well yeah, me neither. All that other extra weight would completely ruin the exquisite handling!.