@ShadowKnows: That's a Mercury cougar

@Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet: I find this car surprisingly attractive. Too bad it's pretty much garbage.

Outstanding, Mr. "Jones"! A fitting tribute to an immense(ly callipygian) member of the Jalopnik team.

Bye, Wes, you've been great. I just hope all those little motorbike seats have some fine Corinthian leather padding to keep your ass in fine shape.

What if he was just turbo-pooping and started to get hot? Don't judge.

@$kaycog*5000*: Oh, you two beehave!

I knew this one'd win once I read it. Very nice, man.

@pauljones: My bro and I saw an LS1'd 940 a few months ago, and they're the same exact car. Oh yes, it can be done.

@FrankGrimes: I take offense to that. I'd take my 940 over this any day.

@Ash78: With a "carbon nanotube" hanging between.

I can hear the claim for the fastest production wagon around the 'Ring already

I hear the claim of the fastest production station wagon around the 'Ring already

@A strolling player: Hey well isn't that weird, my dad has those exact cars. Same model year and color and everything!