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Burger King via Arrested Development.
I don't eat much fast food, and when Arby's isn't available while on the road, I will readily opt for Burger King.

But we got blurred Botticelli.

What'd she get pregnant or something?

I also went to college in missouri and illinois (MU and U of I).
and had the same knee-jerk reaction to her not locking the bike.
People got theirs stolen off front porches constantly!
I also may have stolen one from the backyard of a frat house on my block because it hadn't moved in 2 months.

$800/month for a furnished apartment (I was under the impression that it was an apartment in a house) that's pretty nice is probably shooting right on the target as far as the Iowa City real estate market is concerned. I live in a rural part of the state where you can rent a 3+ bdrm (unfurnished) for $600/month.
However

"We're here to burgle your turts."

fair enough.

Bitch got famous for frowning. COME ON.

Um. my name is Carrie.
Thanks a lot, Stephen King and Brian De Palma.

It was there in 2000 too!

It was there in 2000 too!

Order No. 11!
Some of my kinfolk are still bitter about that.

Welcome to the next year of me yelling "WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUCK!?"

Also: Worst Guests
The Sklar Brothers
Jonah Ray is getting stale
Nick Swardson, who has never been funny

Kurt Braunohler
Ron Funches
Mike Lawrence

Every time i see a picture of HJO now, I can't help but think that HE should definitely be cast in a Brian Wilson biopic.

YOU'RE NOT MY REAL DAD, AND YOU NEVER WILL BE!

Everwood was an amazing show. I re-watched the bulk of the series about 2 years ago and it still feels as emotionally resonant.
I'd like an AVClub classic series on that show.

Hirohito Gamera!