If this was a real MMO, Emilie would show up to the dungeon run 45 minutes late, with no consumables (I thought the guild provided flasks!), and not remembering that she’d swapped specs for PVPing until after you pulled the first boss.

Sorry, vodka is only for college kids and alcoholics.  It’s for people who want to get drunk without tasting anything.

“Are you absolutely, 100-percent, completely, hand-to-god positive that she’s showing too much of her chest?”

Send us some pictures and we’ll vote on it.. 

Really, a paradise? I think you mean wasteland hell.

To be honest, I think the switch is a little overblown, sure the idea is neat, and the execution is competent.

These weren’t white kids. 

Love it.

It’s a little how that works.

Most overrated developer of our time

You realize fibromyalgia isn’t actually a disease, right? It’s a diagnosis of exclusion. It means the doctor can’t really find anything wrong with you so your symptoms fall into a category that in your particular case is called “fibromyalgia”.      Please don’t think I’m saying there’s nothing wrong with you, because…

At least he was able to fulfill his childhood dream of being a conductor on a train.

We all know rudenegros only tip $2 regardless of the bill.

she was probably happy because they arranged her Instagram photo for her already

And now he’s just gonna walk the earth. 

So, I didn’t know that “shekels” was a dog whistle. I thought it was an old timer colloquialism for fiat currency. Like clams.

‘Shekels’ hasn’t always been a ‘racist dogwhistle’, it used to be just another synonym for money, like cash, pennies, dinero, peso, etc - it could be used free of any racial context. True story.

I’m... kind of okay with this.

Thank you. 

MAH BOI, never making this mistake again is what all true Nintendo strive for... xD