These weren’t white kids. 

Love it.

It’s a little how that works.

Most overrated developer of our time

You realize fibromyalgia isn’t actually a disease, right? It’s a diagnosis of exclusion. It means the doctor can’t really find anything wrong with you so your symptoms fall into a category that in your particular case is called “fibromyalgia”.      Please don’t think I’m saying there’s nothing wrong with you, because…

At least he was able to fulfill his childhood dream of being a conductor on a train.

We all know rudenegros only tip $2 regardless of the bill.

she was probably happy because they arranged her Instagram photo for her already

And now he’s just gonna walk the earth. 

So, I didn’t know that “shekels” was a dog whistle. I thought it was an old timer colloquialism for fiat currency. Like clams.

‘Shekels’ hasn’t always been a ‘racist dogwhistle’, it used to be just another synonym for money, like cash, pennies, dinero, peso, etc - it could be used free of any racial context. True story.

I’m... kind of okay with this.

Thank you. 

Who were the officers that made this arrest? What are their addresses? Where do their kids go to school? 

I’m just happy I’m an adult male and don’t have to worry about wearing shorts in public. 

That’s funny because I don’t need a server for zelda or most of the games I buy for that matter. Unfortunately though most games, not all, rely on servers considering gaming companies aim for multiplayer games now more so than ever. I try not to spend more than half of the cost of the game if that’s the case though,…

Also, someone is “in hospital”?  They don’t have articles in England?

Quit eavesdropping on other people’s dinner conversations.

Chicken and watermelon eatery !?!?!? Get the fuck out of here! Was the 40 of malt liquor and Black and Mild outlet already closed? Holy shit that’s fucking unbelievable. You can’t make this shit up.

MAH BOI, never making this mistake again is what all true Nintendo strive for... xD