You are an adult attorney and you can’t get braces, why would I trust you to potentially run my country?

No one gives a fuck about you sandernistas.

I bet the WNBA players don’t even notice that fans aren’t allowed in the building.

The “only good thing in any of our lives”?   I guess the fact that Kagan and Sotomayor are actually more liberal than RBG, have had more than 1 black clerk in their career, and don’t continually screw over native american rights like RBG makes them chopped liver.

The black woman and her crew instigated this, fuck them.

An open bottle of ketchup near me can ruin my entire meal.

Yes, she looks like she can afford a lawyer.

NYC pigs pull in 85k base after taxes, so clearing 100k with OT isn’t very far fetched.

You like to beat up crazy hobos?

Staten Island is NYC proper. It may be the lowest of the boroughs but it’s still a borough.

“ describing a “running and grim, unfunny joke” among her colleagues that Barberich would consistently reject coverage of black or plus-size celebrities,”

Fat shaming is always funny, because being fat is shameful. 

Pineapple #1? It tastes like you are drinking sunscreen.

Yes, having to wait a whole week is the end of the world.

That it’s hard to fly planes into buildings when you are stuck at home?

Step 1: You are an adult, don’t.

A “vegan” diet is not a staple for most of the world.  A meatless one (or a rare meat one) is common because poverty often precludes lots of meat (or because of stupid religions).

Yes, Emjois should be separate but equal. They should have their own water fountains.

The vast majority of Skyrim players have never touched a mod.

No, but I’d take the $10, spend it on booze, and let your mom simmer in her own shit.

Or just roll through disposable peasants too inept to negotiate better contracts and give the people better products at the small costs of some autist IT guys.