Know what sucks more than that?   Being treated like dirt by some eurotrash waiter ignoring you.

Ah yes, nothing more refreshing than 6 ounces of lukewarm soda with maybe a sliver of ice cube in a glass (and lemon for some weird reason).

I eat out over half of my meals.  I’ve never been asked if all was well every five minutes, or even every ten minutes.   I have sat at a Eurotable for over half an hour trying to get my fucking check, though.

Just make it clear you are from Europe, the server will realize you are almost certainly a tightwad who understands the USA has a tipping culture but refuses to participate because obviously your continental standards of poor service and upside down fork holding is somehow objectively superior, and you will be left…

If skipping school means striking, I was one of the most activist undgergrads in all the land.

Hopefully the assisted living facility where he belongs.

I’m sure St. Bernard and Trump (whichever side of the populist coin you worship) will bring back your low level manufacturing jobs.

Sandernistas are the other side of the coin from Trumpkins.   Populist garbage one and all.

“ definitively the biggest chodes in the world of podcasting.”

No, that would be chapo trap house. 

What growing up in a fishing family who has done ice fishing, trout fishing from a canoe, and commercial fishing in Alaska has taught me: Fishing is one of the dumbest wastes of time humanity has ever invented, and this is from someone who once played world of warcraft.

Well the sample size of the link is a sample done in one city in the USA, so if you are going to aim your criticism at him also do it at that.

Ahh the old “I know you are but what am I retort”, I can’t believe you are depriving humanity of your witty genetics.

That condoms kill the feeling.

That is a long winded way to state that you can’t find a woman to willingly sleep with you.

Amazing chest ahead.

Nice try tomato.

Popeye’s sandwich is like a week old, Raising Cane’s is no where near ubiquitous, Shake Shack is even less ubiquitous and it’s chicken sandwich is not particularly good compared with other offerings on the menu.

Amazon donates to the Salvation Army too at a higher level, anyone who orders anything from Amazon is making a conscious decision to fund anti-LGBT groups (and opposes workers rights).

I bet you boycott Amazon too for their even higher level of support for the Salvation Army.

Do you also wonder what tomatoes taste like without MSG, since that is where their taste comes from?