You can’t seize lebensraum on an empty stomach.

You have to experiment with your illegal fireworks on something.

Solution - don’t fire warning shots at a person fleeing with $2 worth of beer.

Nah, his last name was Ghazali, not Smith.

I mean, I can’t stand Israel and their outdoor concentration camps, but there is no fundamental human right to enter another country.  Full stop.

Haha speaking of pork for breakfast, when I lived in Germany they would often slather raw minced pork and onions on a half bread roll for breakfast....

I tried to use that logic to avoid eating at In-n-out because of the bible verses, then i tasted it and realized i could just avoid it because it is fucking garbage.

The mcmuffin is toasted. I mean it’s all garbage, but the BK offerings always struck me as pretty bad, plus their little mini hash browns aren’t as good.

I’m sure there are better in some regional chains, but if we are measuring something available literally everywhere, it pretty much is.

I’ve been tempted to pull a gun on every mormon or jehovahs witness that wakes me out of a weekend morning hangover.

Did Yang hit a sore spot for you, Tubby?

America’s biggest welfare queen banning you is a badge of honor.

The average cost of a drug test is between $10 and $30. So if the NFL did the most important, that would be $610,560.00. In other news, if a private organization decided not to spend under a million dollars a year, we could have universal health care.

I, for one, am waiting for the Old English and King Cobra foryas into the boozy water world.

I’m sure Texas will allow me to buy a bottle of bourbon on a Sunday sometime in 2083

Natty light wasn’t an ingredient in this product, it’s a branding thing.  They don’t just throw fruit in beer.

Some of us live in states with dumb blue laws so often you can’t get hard alcohol after certain hours.

If only they could do this process to render the myriad ‘craft’ overhopped ipa abominations drinkable.

Absent rape, it is a choice.

5 players, 3 of whom are women, and all of them are attractive? I mean,I know tabletop rpgs are about fantasy but there are limits.