i really dont want nancy’s input on things. just knock the gavel. 

Drake belongs in the Pitbull and Flo Ridah (?) club of great dance music and made by great music producer and marginal rappers.

Probably because it will be televised and she wants to look good. I mean, I’d be barefoot and high AF if it were my sprawling Montecito estate, but that’s also why I’m not Royal material. (Or I’m PERFECT Royal material...*strokes chin*)

My neighbor showed me the hospital bill for his recently born twins. The real surprise is when you think your insurance covers c-sections for multiples but they call it an elective c-section so they don’t have to pay. This is the most American thing that can possibly happen to a person besides dying from a treatable…

It’s gotta be so difficult to find a woman of color who doesn’t want to bomb countries for oil right?

Yeah, I mean... Tanden is the hill you want to die on? Team nobody there... If they want a toxic shitposter at the head of OMB, just pick a random commenter from here.

Would be nice to see Doncic’ stats to see if its truly a grave injustice he’s starting over him

Dame

I kinda hate all sides in this one

Nobody tell Crosby that Alice Cooper wasn’t actually beheaded during his stage shows.

Since when were SNL live performances any good? It’s all the bad technical aspects of poorly mixed live recording with all the soul-sucking experience of watching the spirit of live performance over closed-circuit television.

Also, Boomer Rockers need to just shut up.

Cultural appropriation aside, this has to be the dumbest fitness fad ever. Which is saying a lot.

Another social media website that produces nothing and is worth 1 billion dollars.

The hedge funds aren’t making back their losses. That’s kind of been the point. That a bunch of randos on Reddit using Robinhood and their checking accounts managed to beat those multi billion dollar hedge funds at their own game is the unprecedented part. And some Redditors and even average joes have been walking…

The problem is that the Don’t Rock the Boat Party really hates rocking the boat. They don’t see themselves as a party that stands for anything. Their mandate is just to say “we’re not the Republicans” and are happy to drift into power whenever the GOP base becomes lax in turning out to vote themselves. They know their…

For Thanksgiving this year my husband and I convinced his whole family to stay the fuck within our respective households. Husband yelled at the lab top while we ate dinner because that’s how he talks on the phone and to family members on Zoom, apparently. The whole day was punctuated with tech issues and it basically…

Wat?