Oh dear. I’m busy right now, but I’d like to come back to give both Jason and Toyota a lesson on conditional probabilities, risk ratios, and observational science.

This comment is such a rip off!

I got robbed once with two friends while walking to the Hell-Osco on Milwaukee Avenue in Chicago. Following that ordeal, what started as a grocery run turned into a marathon beer and shot session (with many free rounds when we retold the hold up story). Adrenaline works in strange ways.

As an Olympic swimmer, Lochte has called the experience, “The second most painful Brazilian of my life,”

Good news! the ford fiesta is now classified as a heavy pickup!

*Except HD pickups, medium duty pickups, light duty pick-ups and all other vehicles determined by the EPA as to not require 60 mpg.

I never understood why parking your working trailer on your property was ever objectionable.

Tell me where the trailer touched you...

Raysism’s is also excellent, but I’m a shill for titty ollies.

There. I have your back.

If VD is your thing maybe.

Idiocracy the Movie.

You’re right, you could never find a scene like this in a democrat-controlled shithole like Detroit. Solid argument.

I hate election years. You crazies have to make a statement with every sentence.

wait, so Obama isn’t the president of our country including Texas?

Actually, Obama still runs the nation, so...

Or the type to catch you cheating and then have the bad sense to be angry at the woman you cheated with INSTEAD OF YOU.

Bad grammar, portrait-style filming and a diabetic boy waddling around a gas station in flip-flops. This is Trump’s America.